- I told my boss three companies were after me. He asked which ones. I said electricity, gas, and water.0 Comments 0 Shares
- I told my dog to fetch a stick. He came back with a branch manager.0 Comments 0 Shares
- What does the dad diet consist of? All of the foods his kids can't finish.0 Comments 0 Shares
- I love all my children the same. Except for the one that sleeps… I love that one more.0 Comments 0 Shares
- I've learned that parenting is a lot like playing Whac-A-Mole. Just when you think you've got one problem solved, another one pops up.0 Comments 0 Shares
- Why are dads bad detectives? Because they only find the evidence after the crime has been committed.0 Comments 0 Shares
- What parenting style do dads like best? Improvising!0 Comments 0 Shares
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.0 Comments 0 Shares
- I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.0 Comments 0 Shares
- I used to think I was a morning person, but then I had kids. Now, I'm more of a "give me all the coffee" person.0 Comments 0 Shares
- Some graduate with honors, I am just honored my kids graduated.0 Comments 0 Shares
- Why do parents always say, "Because I said so?" "Because science" isn't always a good enough explanation.0 Comments 0 Shares
- What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.0 Comments 0 Shares
- What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!0 Comments 0 Shares
- I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.0 Comments 0 Shares
- What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.0 Comments 0 Shares
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