- Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
Because it didn’t want to peel.0 Comments 0 Shares - Why did the cloud stay home from school?
It felt a little under the weather.0 Comments 0 Shares - Why did the book go to the doctor?
Because it lost its spine.0 Comments 0 Shares - What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?
A chip-munk!0 Comments 0 Shares - Why did the kid bring a spoon to school?
Because it was soup-er important!0 Comments 0 Shares - What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.0 Comments 0 Shares - Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!0 Comments 0 Shares - What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore.0 Comments 0 Shares - Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moo-vies!0 Comments 0 Shares - What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!0 Comments 0 Shares - Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because they wanted to go to high school.0 Comments 0 Shares - What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom!0 Comments 0 Shares - Why did the robot go on vacation?
To recharge its batteries.0 Comments 0 Shares - What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant.0 Comments 0 Shares - Why did the clock get kicked out of school?
It kept ticking during class.0 Comments 0 Shares - Why did the sheep bring a sweater?
Because it was feeling a little chilly.0 Comments 0 Shares
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