This is an easy-to-understand, comparison guide that de-escalates the clinical approach to the treatment of war wounds. It is created in a drink-list format, which serves as the most frequent and commonly offered options of professional removals visually categorised as a flowchart or a table. These are cryotherapy (freezing), topical salicylic/ trichloro acetic acid, electrocautery and laser therapies. The essential aspects of each of the methods (duration of treatment, number of sessions usually needed, suitability in treating of various forms of warts (common, plantar, flat), and prognosis of the healing process) are graphically represented. This picture is a practical preview, overloading the readers with the information necessary to engage their dermatologist in an informed debate by dictating the advantages, disadvantages and scientific justification of every professional-level remedy.